OMG!OMG!*vomits* TT i dont think i can ever eat again..after watching this sick vido called 2 girls 1 cup..x.x It was err 2 lesbian girls who were eating shit from the same cup and then they vommitted into each others mouths and i was like...*SPEACHLESS* so now i can barely eat my breakfast so i adcise all of u to stay away from the video..(trust me)

LOL sry iv'e not been postig 4 awhile cuz i was concentrating more on my exam result..LOL ! I think i did get into express stream...lols nvm must work harder next year. Th hols are coming soon (23 october) and i feel like chionging my Crus to 4th job soon..LOL kk thats all 4 now..o yah ill b addind more songs on my playlist so u all can discover more music which i listen to.psps probably u wudnt noe..

FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sighs i failed maths...how i noe even doe i haven get result? Trust me...i know...sighssss..FCK LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its thursday 9 october 2008 and there's 4 more days till school starts again. Hmm im scared that my results will come out soon n i scared that i will fail my exams. LOL, cant afford to fail cz my mid yearresults were already so bad. Sighs~ So to get my mind off it im playing Maple and GUnz so i wont feel so stressed. I duwan go N.A cuz like no one will be there...anyways my maple now lvl 102(crusader) i train so hard already want to reach 4th job asap.SO im gonna buy 2x exp soon...LOL!!im out~~~

Today is the 8 October 2008 and im not at school as my shool burnt down last night...so im here typing stupid messages on the com. Well ive just finished mapling ad its so boring cuz i never seem to lvl up.(lvl 102). sighs~O well ltr i oso going out to go earn me some money cuz i feel that i should do somthing usefull instead of lying on my bed playing this game. Well just wasted 5 minutes of my time by typing out this shit so u all better appreciate my effort :P LOL~im out~

Sighs~~~sry for the sh*tty music on the blog but...yeah had to :P

WEEE!!!! today the maths paper finally ended after 3 week exam period. I was so freakin happy that i finally didnt have to study for a LONG time. I went to LAN right after the pper with the regular peeps but Darren didnt wanna go as his father didnt let him=.= What a fag!Its after exams and he cant go out...sigh! O well he's alone at home playing alone now(creeps me out) so i called him and he said he didnt wanna go.(fag) psps:darren if ur reading this i want u to know that your b'day is comin n were chippin in money to buy u shampoo(again) since u have skin 'problems'. Sigh so fun, we have a week of break n its back to school again :P peace
Your only friend,Haziq

The exams are tomorrow and im like so scared x.x cuz its maths and anyone who knows me will know i suck like hell at math so pls just stfu and let me think (THINKING) btw did you know that MrsTan is gonna *pop* soon so if u didnt know that than ur a fag (applies to my classmates only). Hmm im eating an ice cream and its cold so i put it in the oven and it melted *SHIT!!!* o well..it was worth it. Sigh to anyone who has exams JYJY study hard cuz im not=.=

Q. PLZ CHANGE THE SPAMA. PLZ SUCK A COCKQ. You leeched this from glockheadshot.A. Glockheadshot can't hack. Whoever told you he could, lied. All glock did was take lone's dll and update it with my offsets. That doesn't make him a hacker. Also the fmod injection method i knew of far before him. x1nixmzeng had been using it for at least 3 months prior to when Sean arrived on the gunz scene.Q. Source?A. Nope.Q. Why?A. Ancient secret.Q. Why can't i join a server?A. Uninstall/reinstall gunz. Run gunz once to update it. Move all of my files to your gunz folder. Try again.Q. It doesn't work because _______A. MSN me. Q. Teach me to hack.A. Maybe Later.Q. Great now fmod will be patched. noob.A. Even if gunz checksums it, i have other bypass methods. We're cool. Remove the cock from your ass and have seat. Stay awhile. We'll make tea and possibly biscuits. On second thought, screw the biscuits. Q. Why are the functions so cool?A. I felt that the public could have some cool stuff that didn't ruin the game for other players. Your welcome.Q. You're hacks aren't very useful.A. I don't care. I don't really want you to have hacks that allow you to ruin the game. I just want you to have a little fun. Go suck a cock.Q. Why are you so pro?A. I was taught by x1nixmzeng and hitachihex... if you don't know them... then its irrelevant.Q. THIS HACK DOESNT WORK. I DONT HEAR ANY BEEPS.A. Fmod uses a library call which can occasionally need to be different on different computers. I CAN FIX IT FOR YOU. But it will require remote software, and you'll have to gift me/ pay me for my work.Q. You have no life.A. This dll took 15 minutes to make. Another 15 minutes to unpack gunz and find addresses. The other 23 hours and 30 minutes of my day i spent at work and then later at my girlfriend's house. I have a life, a good one. Now you can go find the nearest cock and suck it.Q. You suck at hacking.A. There are plenty of people better than me. I don't care. Most of them are great people. You however, are not.Q. Gunz keeps crashing.A. You'll have to msn me, and explain what you did in more detail.Q. You're not responding on msn.A. Then i don't love you. Q. STOP YELLING AT ME.A. No, i find it hilarious.Q. The med tower kicks me to lobby and won't let me back in the room?A. This is because i use leave/join game to refill your meds, and that occasionally errors. Just hope it doesn't happen to you. I could add a thread kill so you can stop it and get back in the room, but i'm terribly lazy. Sorry =b.Q. When i server spam, i get a lot of hacking attempts.A. Due to reasons i can't tell you, that's the only way i know of to server spam. Just deal with it. You won't crash, and you'll keep spamming. But there's nothing i can do about it.Q. WHY DOES MY COMPUTER BEEP?!A. I like beeps. I can't use message boxes with fmod, so i used beeps. Deal with it.Q. I met you in gunz and you were an *******.A. You probably met an imposter, i don't play gunz much. And i'm an *******, but i'm polite about it. It ends up being pretty funny. Anyways, you probably met someone pretending to be me. Don't worry about it.Q. Can you change the hotkeys for me?A. If you're not a dick, and you msn me at a good time, i'll change them for you. Q. I want private functions.A. Then you get to msn me and pay me.Q. Wanna suck my dick ? charging people for changing hotkeys which takes 5 seconds lol, plus "your" .dll is coded shitty, learn to program loser.A. Could you get that cock out of your mouth before you speak to me? thanks, man. Q. What the hell is your problem?A. I love too much.Q. You're a bastard.A. Yes.Q. How do you make hacks?A. With dreams and a tiny pinch of magic.Q. MEDZZZ LOLOLOLOLOLA. No.Q. You suck.A. And you like to have sex with men.Q. This hack no work.A. Your english no work.Q. Can we have respawn?A. I love you, but no. When i kill you, you shall stay dead until such a time that god deams you worthy of life (5 seconds later).Q. Why do you hack?A. Why not?Q. No seriously, why do you hack?A. Because its funny.Q. That's not a reason.A. You shut your mouth.Q. What do you write your hacks in?A. Spanish.Q. Spanish isn't a coding language.A. Do you know spanish?Q. Well, no...A. Then you shut your filthy whore mouth. Q. Can you please put respawn and godmode in it for free?A. Can you please put a fork in a lightsocket?Q. Your mean.A. You're*Q. Can i get banned for using this?A. No, show it to a gm, they'll just laugh and congratulate you. They'll also give you a new car.Q. Why can i only create female characters?A. Because i didn't bother to make two functions(male and female). So, females it is. Again, deal with it.Q. Why is lawn so slow?A. Put a shirt on. No seriously, for reasons unknown if you have no shirt on, the lawnmower sucks. So just wear one.Q. Is it possible to stop the medspam?A. Possible? Yes. Did i put it in the dll? No.Q. Can i have the source code? Please?A. No, its mine. You can't have it.Q. Where's the injector?A. Where isn't the injectorQ. You think you're funny?A. Yup, i always have been. Its what makes me a winner.Q. Srsly, where's the injector?A. Fmod is acting as the injector. Just move everything to your gunz folder. Hint: BOLD TEXT.Q. YOU UPDATED IT, YAY I LOVE YOU.A. Yea this is just wishful thinking on my part.Q. I liked the old one better.A. I liked you better when you didn't drink so heavily and when your boobs didn't sag. Things change. Get over it.Q. where's moonlightengine?A. Doesn't matter, fmod injection is more useful and less failful.Q. I'm drunk, can you help me understand this.A. Don't hack while intoxicated. The GM's will pull your ass over. Those fines can be steep, too. So, watch out.Q. You FUKING DOUCHE, GUNZ IS RUINED.A. Hey, gunz is a game k? You should calm down and have a beer or two. I didn't even release room bots or anything super harmful.Q. Can you make this hack work for me plz?A. Guys, i don't have all the time in the world to help you with each of your problems. Sorry. Work with eachother, get shiit done. Stop relying on other people to do it for you.Q. I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA LEARN TO HACK GUNZ!?!?A. K, do the following things: 1) Learn c++ 2) Look at old gunz source, figure some stuff out 3) Learn to unpack gunz 4) Learn to find addresses and functions 5) Rock out with your cock out.Q. Why are you so upsessed with homosexual sex?A. Who taught you to spell? Obsessed* And i find gay jokes funny. That's really all it is. Q. How much will private hacks cost me?A. No more than 30 dollars >.<> buzzes you*A. Next person who buzzes me, forfeits their testicles to me + aluminum baseball bat.Q. I love you?A. I love me too.Q. You're not on msn?A. I'm taking a break.Q. THIS IS A VIRUS, DO NOT DOWNLOAD.A. Yea, i'm going to have to ask you to replace your heart with this potatoe.Q. Character name hack doesn't work.A. Make sure you didn't double name your charnames.txt. As in "Charnames.txt, textdocument." Because then you're just being an idiot. And you shall be flogged.Q. Who is the coolest person in the world?A. Shree, you don't know her. Q. What up with the med spam?A. Okay look, you can't stop the spam once its started, and you might end up in the lobby due to leave join errors. Just deal with it. I'll make a kill thread for it later.Q. Can i inject this with x1nject?A. ... PEOPLE, JUST MOVE THE STUFF TO YOUR GUNZ FOLDER AND RUN GUNZ. ITS THAT SIMPLE. THE FMOD DOES THE INJECTING FOR YOU. AND YOU GET TO LISTEN TO THE BEEPS SERENADE YOU. k. Q. This hack was detected.A. Nope.Q. Why do i hacking attempt when i server spam?A. That is supposed to happen. You hacking attempt, but you keep on spamming. It's just how i had to make it due to ijji putting a patch on flooding it.Q. Why don't you respond on msn? Why won't you give me free hacks? Why are you being such a douche? Why won't you teach me to hack? Why won't you answer every little freaking question i have?A. That's why. Stop getting angry because i don't help you right away. There are millions of you and I have other things i have to take care of. I'm only one person. And i'm not that nice of one. So just chill. Also, to the people who buzz spam me: I'm seriously going to bomb your house if you continue that behavior. I can't find you to block you, so you luck up. But, please knock it off. If you IM me, i can really only answer one question, before the other 50 of you get angry that i'm not answering yours. So, c'mon guys, cut me some slack.Q. Why won't you answer my questions on msn?A. I've already answered them on the F.A.Q. so i'm not repeating myself. Too many of you for that. Sorry. Q. Dude, you hack sucks, why no godmode?A. Your penis is too small for godmode, sorry.Q. I can't download hax, send me plz?A. No. You will register at gzp, download it, then thank me for not killing you.Q. Dude just ****ing help me.A. THERE ARE 50 ****ING BILLION OF YOU. I CANNOT HELP ALL OF YOU WITH ALL YOUR PROBLEMS, THAT IS WHY THE FAQ IS HERE.Q. Hi, i'm lone, can you please send me your hacks so i can look at them?A. omg hi lone, hows life? Q. I'm going good, please send me your hacks.A. Aight hold up, *sends batch file*Q. Thank you.A. No problem.Q. Why is my computer shutting down?A. No idea o.o.Q. Your pm box is full.A. Yup.Q. I've seen people with godmode and stuff that say they know you.A. My friends have a lot of my hacks. Because i <3 them.Q. Can there be more beeps?A. I love you. Q. Mirage Sux.A. OMG YOU CAN HEX EDIT ASCII!?!? TEACH ME?1?!?! Oh, wait... that takes no knowledge whatsoever. How clever are you? Q. Why do you keep signing off of msn?A. The massive amount of spam i'm getting is causing trillian to crash.Q. Why doesn't flipmower work?A. I accidentally missnamed a thread... i fixed it now, download the updated hacktastic.Q. Are you mirage?A. Nope, never heard of him.Q. Are you sure?A. Lemme check.Q. You still there?A. I SAID I WAS CHECKING.Q. How to do the boss glitch?A. There are millions of releases on it... if you guys honestly want me to make another one, you can say so here.... and i'll do my best to make it clearer. Q. Does this work for xp/vista/linux/yourmom?A. It works for all microsoft operating systems.Q. Are you ^2Mirage?A. Nope, that was just some idiot thinking he was clever. (he wasn't).Q. FUKING HELP ME, BAWWWWW *SPAMS NUDGES* BAWWWWWWWWW YOU ****ING PRICK.A. Dude, I have things to do, it isn't my responsibility to make the hack work for every ****ing person that downloads it. So quit being a ****ing ******* and maybe i'd help you.Q. You have a huge ego.A. Actually no i don't, i only have it spam mirage rocks because its funny to watch other hackers get angry. I'm not actually that good at hacking. I just had good teachers. There are plenty of hackers better than I am.Q. Lawnmower and massives are slow.A. For some odd reason, if you don't have a shirt on (in game). It will have slower massives and slashes. I have no idea why. Gunz is apparently a proud dissenter of nudity.Q. Who the hell is shree?A. Shes mine. You can't have her.Q. Lolwut?A. Dude she's is my girlfriend. And i love her. Q. Now i dont know if you hate me, dont love me, gonna yell at me in caps or send the super penguin after me, but lol are you there?A. hahahahahahahahah, you have earned a place in my faq.Q. Can you please give me the private one for free?A. I hope you get cancer.Q. That wasn't nice.A. I'll eat your children.Q. C'mon man please give it to me for free?A. Dude i have to make money somehow... Q. What do you do for a living?A. I work at a subway, i make hacks for funsies when i'm bored, i've played the guitar for 12 years, i have a girlfriend that takes up a majority of my time and money, and i rock the casbah. I also sleep and breathe and shit.Q. Who's the best hacker that you know?A. For gunz? Probably scarymonster or hitachihex.Q. Who's the nicest hacker that you know?A. For gunz? x1nixmzeng.Q. Why do you keep talking about your girlfriend?A. Because i want you to think i'm cool.Q. No really? Why?A. Why do you people not accept the first answer to questions? She's included because she read this and demanded to be included. Q. Are you going to release again?A. I will consider it. I'm getting a lot of love and hate at the same time.Q. Stop blocking me.A. Stop talking to me.Q. *nudges you*A. *blocks you*Q. How many people have added you?A. At this moment the number is exactly 322. Q. Jesus christ.A. DID YOU SEE THAT UNICORN?Q. How many people have gotten the private hacks?A. 15Q. How many of them were happy?A. 14, one got angry that i wouldn't give him room bot. Q. Why didn't you give him room bot?A. Because i didn't write it, hitachihex did. I can't sell someone elses work.Q. Do you like gunz?A. Kinda.Q. What is your main's level?A. 51Q. I can't start gunz it says something about hanauthclient.dllA. This is because you don't have the updated version of the han dll's. You need to get them from a friend to play gunz.Q. What deoderant do you use?A. ...Q. Please give me the private hack? PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA. The chance i'll say yes is directly proportional to the amount of "z's" you use.Q. C'mon PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA. ...Q. You're not going to throw me a bone at all?A. No, because i hate you.Q. You're a prick.A. That's right, throw a fit because you don't get what you want.Q. ******.A. Don't act like i'm a bad person for wanting to make money.Q. What are offsets?A. They point to the functions we use in gunz, its how we call them.Q. I wonder how large the f.a.q. can get?A. Yea, me too.Q. I can't kill quest monsters without dying.A. Then buy the private hacks.Q. I don't have the cash.A. Then put up or shut up.Q. Why are you being mean to me, i'm only 12.A. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE.Q. I give good blow jobs, please send me the private dll.A. Was that your last ditch effort at being a comedian? it sucked. Sorry.Q. I hex edited your dll, now i spam w/e i want.A. YOU CAN HEX EDIT AN UNPACKED DLL!??!!? TEACH ME PLZ!?!!? I didn't pack on purpose you idiot. I wanted people who know a bit of things to be able to change the spam. Quit being an idiot.Q. Can we be friends?A. To be my friend you have to bring me the body of a narwal. Goodluck. (Note: Bring bandages, narwals are quick)Q. You're mean.A. i hope a narwal kills you in your sleep.Q. What is with you and narwals?A. You know would be great, if a narwal just ****ing teleported into your room and just ****ed you up.Q. Lucas made his fmod purposely easily patched so that ijji wouldn't patch fmod. You're anoob.A. Okay honestly, i seriously lol'd at this. First of all, lucas can't hack... please stop thinking that he can. Secondly, if you use the world fmod in a sentence, that makes ijji want to checksum it. Yea, i may have made them want to checksum it more. But i have another injection method after it gets checksummed, so its not my problem. Have lucas figure it out. (yea, right?)Q. LOLCATSA. Lepricon is going to **** you up at midnight.Q. People are spamming "Mirage Sucks Cock"A. LOL, w/e still has my name in it. Q. You don't care?A. Nah man, if it bothers them so much that they have to prove they're better than me. Then i must be good enough to piss them off. Q. You're my hero.A. I tell myself that each day when i brush my teeth.Q. Give me your private hacks or i'll kill you.A. O SHIT!!! Q. i told a girl on stickam if she showed her tits and masturbated with a carrot that i'd get on cam and jack off for hershe did it...i don't have a webcam...hahaahA. HOW CLEVER ARE YOU?!?!!? AMIRITE?!?!!? As far as sexual conquests go, i beat you. hands down. Hell, i beat all of you. Q. Why do you keep blocking me?A. CUZ IM MOTHA FUKING MIRAGEQ. I would like the private dll for free.A. I would like a blowjob a day for free.Q. Where were you all last night?A. Out getting laid. yea, i'm that awesome.Q. What's a rar file?A. New rule: if you don't know what a rar file is, you don't get to hack gunz.Q. *repeats a question on the faq*A. Go read the faq.Q. No, i'm not reading that entire thing.A. I'm not answering your question.Q. Dude do you honestly expect us to read it?A. Do you honestly expect me to answer every freaking question i get spammed with on msn? Doesn't seem fair does it? So how about you do a little bit of work. Then everyone wins.Q. :(A. Exactly.

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